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Sunday, February 20, 2011

Maxim of the Week


Amy is  hopeful that the tummy tuck, eye lift, breast enhancement, 
nose job, face lift,
and  realignment of her teeth will make a new woman of her.
Maxim:
You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs.



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9 comments:

  1. Wee shell overcome

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  2. More like scrambled eggs if you ask me.

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  3. DCW, Marginalia, Driftwood--

    Excellent punners, all!

    I must admit, she does look a bit shell-shocked.

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  4. Hahaha! My husband also has a charming expression: "You can't polish a turd." me

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  5. p.s. I forgot to give you my address:

    http://margaretpanpipes.blogspot.com

    People are getting this blog mixed up with my now-dormant owl one.

    Thanks for visiting!

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  6. Better living through surgery. Not. Maybe she will look better when all the swelling goes down!

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  7. Margaret,
    I'm beginning to think your husband is a bit of a character! I hadn't heard that version of turning a sow's ear into a silk purse.
    Thanks for giving me your blog address. I had thought the Panpipes were silent and the owl had stopped hooting. Good to know where to find your magic now!

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  8. Stickup,
    Hopefully, she'll look better than the post-surgical state but will she ever be satisfied? I guess I could have used the maxim, "Vanity, thy name is woman" but it seems so sexist. On the other hand, how often do we hear of men going to such extremes of surgical make-overs?

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