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Sunday, September 28, 2008

Maxim of the Week

Peering out her window at the crack of dawn, Ethel sees her neighbour's husband sneaking in through the back door of their house.
The early bird catches the worm.


  1. Undoubtedly he had been out collecting night crawlers to attract a fine fish and simply wished to make a silent entry out of consideration for his sleeping wife.

    The defence rests (but not on its laurels).

  2. Right. Let him tell it to the marines.